the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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