what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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