mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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