You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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