did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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