You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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