there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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