I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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