i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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