school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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