I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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