We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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