I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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