My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Michael Bay diarrhea
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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