i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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