Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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