Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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