glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
