garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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