he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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