it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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