it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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