i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I need a hoe opinion
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