I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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