Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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