your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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