Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so let's talk penis.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
