Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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