mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
