he shaved USA in his pubs
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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