did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
No I am not eating basil off your cock
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
