Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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