Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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