Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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