Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it hurts more in the daytime
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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