Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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