SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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