Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
