Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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