let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
ttyl tear gas
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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