After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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