I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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