Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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