so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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