ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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