I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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