Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Walk of Shame today included voting.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Randomize
