youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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