you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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