No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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