We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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