He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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