Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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