Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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